Zerbert anyone?

For those of you with children probably know what a zerbert(sp?) is and might enjoy this story. Brayden loves to gives zerberts. He will zerbert any exposed skin whenever he gets the chance. If any of you are prone to plumberitis you might want to watch out around him. If you are not paying attention and bend over exposing part of your behind you may find Brayden bending over and giving you a juicy zerbert right on your backside. He has done this to his sisters and embarrassingly enough to his mom. He thinks it's hilarious which is probably why he still does it all the time. If you are reading this and have no idea what a zerbert is you might want to ask a child. I'm sure they will be able to tell you or even show you what it is. If you ask Brayden to show you, you may want to specify where you want him to plant his zerbert!